MANIFESTO OF THE FUTURIST PROGRAMMERS by sgi.com
Based on yhe Manifesto of the Futurist Painters by Umberto Boccioni 1910
To the young programmers of the World!
The cry of the rebellion we launch here, in which we firmly implant our
ideals alongside those of the Futurist painters, does not come from a
little aesthetic minded clique but, on the contrary, expresses the violent
desire that seethes in the veins of every creative programmer today.
We want to fight to the bitter end against the fanatical, thoughtless,
and purely snobbish religious faith in the past, stoked by the nefarious
existence of the academic journals. We are rebelling against the
sluggishly supine admiration for old operating systems, old languages,
archaic standards, and against the enthusiasm for everything bug-ridden,
rotting with code bloat, and eaten away by obsolescence. And we judge
unjust - criminal in fact - the habitual disdain for programs whose
construction is different and original, new, throbbing with life.
Comrades! We declare to you that triumphant progress in the other
sciences has brought about, in humanity as a whole, changes so profound as
to dredge out an abyss between the past and us free creatures who are
securely confident in the radiant magnificence of the future.
We are nauseated by the despicable sloth that, ever since the 1970's,
has let our programmers survive only through an incessant reprogramming of
the glories of the past.
For the professionals of other disciplines, programming is still a land
of the dead, an immense Pompeii still whitening with sepulchers. But
programming is being reborn, and in the wake of its political resurgence
an intellectual resurgence is taking place. In the expressways of our
teeming cities, the pistons of our automobiles are fired by the spark of
microprocessors. In the land of the couch potatoes, computers control the
appliances of our daily existence. In the fields of traditional technology
one is struck today by a new elan, by lightning-bright inspirations of
something utterly new.
Only that programming is vital which finds its own elements in the
people who use it. Our forbearers drew material for their programming from
the religious atmosphere weighing heavily on their programs. We must now
draw out inspiration from the tangible miracles of contemporary life, from
the portable CD players that bring digital music to the masses, from the
supersonic airplanes which achieve speed of flight through lightness of
weight, the portable television sets which are available throughout the
world and boot in less time than any computer system, from the convulsive
struggle for the conquest of the unknown. Then too, how can we remain
indifferent to the frenetic activity of the great cities, to the utterly
new psychology of programming that takes wing only after dark, to the
febrile figures of the viveur, the cocotte, the hacker, the addicts to
coffee?
Because we propose to play our part in the badly needed renewal of all
expressions of programming, we resolutely declare war against all those
programmers and against all those institutions that, however they may
camouflage themselves in raiment of pseudo-modernity, remain mired in
tradition, in academicism, in a repugnant mental laziness.
We call on all young programmers to unleash their scorn on the whole
lot of brainless canaille who in Computer Science applaud a sick-making
reflorescence of spineless classicism; who in MIT praise to the skies the
neurotic cultists of network-transparent window systems - a hermaphroditic
archaism; who in computer companies heap financial rewards on a pedestrian
and blind manual skill a la 1974; who in Berkeley adulate programming
typical of pensioned-off government functionaries; and in IBM glorify a
farraginous rubbish heap turned out by fossilized alchemists! In short, we
rise up against the superficiality, banality, and slovenly,
corner-workshop facility that makes most of the widely respected computer
programmers in every region of Silicon Valley worthy, instead, of the
deepest contempt.
Out with you, then, bought-and-sold rewriters of hack programs! Out
with you, archeologists infected with chronic necrophilia! Out, atavistic
executives, you complaisant panderers! Out, gouty academics, besotted and
ignorant professors! Out!
Go ask the high priests of the True Cult, those guardians of Structured
Programming Rules where the works of Henry Massalin are to be seen today;
ask them why the official operating systems do not even recognize the
existence of self modifying code; ask them where the art of User Interface
is appreciated at its true worth! . . . And who takes the trouble to think
about the programmers who don't have twenty years of struggles and
sufferings behind them but nonetheless are preparing works destined to
bring honor to the homeland? Oh no, those critics ever ready to sell
themselves have very different interests to defend! The eXhibitions, the
standards cartels, and the superficial and never-disinterested purchasing
departments are what condemn the programming art to what is, plainly
speaking prostitution!
And what should we say about the "Experts"? Come, come! Let's make an
end once and for all to the layerists, the extensabilitists, the toolkit
mongers, the librarians - We have put up with them quite enough, with all
those impotent programmers of useless software!
Let us make an end also to the wasters of disk space who clutter up our
machines and profane our lightning-fast memories! An end to the
quick-money architecture of the jobbers of the prefabricated! An End to
the common run of program decorators, the fakers of technology, the
masters of software cosmetology who sell themselves, and the slovenly and
thick headed "managers"!
And here are our CONCLUSIONS resolute and in a nutshell. With our
enthusiastic adherence to Futurism we aim:
1. To destroy the cult of the past, the obsession with all things old,
academic pedantry, and formalism
2. To cast our scorn profoundly on every last form of imitation
3. To exalt every form of originality, even if foolhardy, even if
extremely violent
4. To bear bravely and proudly the smear of "madness" with which they
try to gag all innovators
5. To look on the lot of computer "scientists" as at one and the same
time useless and dangerous
6. To rebel against the tyranny of the words "extensible" and
"reusable" expressions so elastic that they can just as easily be used to
demolish the art of Atkinson, Baumgart and Deutsch as well
7. To sweep out of the mental field of programming all themes and
subjects already exploited
8. To render and magnify the life of today, incessantly and
tumultuously transformed by science triumphant
Let the dead be buried in the deepest bowels of the earth! Let the
future's threshold be swept clean of mummies! Make way for the young, the
violent, the headstrong!
Painter Umberto Boccioni (Milan)
Programmer Paul Haeberli (Menlo
Park)
Programmer Bruce Karsh (Los Altos)
Programmer Ron Fischer
(San Francisco)
Programmer Peter Broadwell (Santa Cruz)
Programmer
Tim Wicinski (Mountain View)
June 15, 1991
This manifesto is based on:
U. Boccioni. The Manifesto of the
Futurist Painters. Feb, 1910.
From the book by:
E. Coen.
Umberto Boccioni. Abrams, 1988.