WHERE THE SUN SHINES, THERE HACK THEY by Samuel Jay Keyser
July 23, 1996
The title of Brian Leibowitz' historical compendium of MIT hacks, The
Journal of the Institute for Hacks, Tomfoolery and Pranks at MIT,
(MIT Museum, 1991) is itself a hack. Embedded in it are the initials
IHTFP, which, as everyone at MIT knows, stand for "I hate this fucking
place." This is not the acronym's only "public" commemoration.
The class of 1995 changed the date embossed on the dome image in the class ring
from MCMXVI to IHTFP, something obvious only to a magnifying glass or a sharp
eye. Earlier classes have done similar recodings of the MIT ring.
During my years as Associate Provost for Institute Life many friends,
colleagues and associates approached me with this question: If students hate
this place, then why don't they just plain leave it? It is a good question to
which, I think, there is a good answer: they DON'T hate this place. But if
they don't, the conversation usually continues, then why say they do? An
equally good question.
The answer lies, I believe, in unpacking the hacking. When we do, we find
the practical joke cum parody lurking beneath. The practical joke is physical
in character. One does not tell practical jokes. One plays them. Similarly,
one does not tell hacks. They, too, are played. Here is how Arthur Koestler
describes the practical joke in his Encyclopedia Britannica article:
The coarsest type of humour is the practical joke: pulling away
the chair from under the dignitary's lowered bottom. The victim is perceived
first as a person of consequence, then suddenly as an inert body subject to the
laws of physics: authority is debunked by gravity, mind by matter; man is
degraded to a mechanism.
The operative words here are "authority debunked." The hack is a physical
joke designed to do just this. But it is not any physical joke. Hacks have a
strong element of the parody in them. They are physical jokes which parody the
honest work of an Institute grounded in science and engineering. That is why
MIT hacks, unlike hacks at other institutions, always have a strong engineering
component. They make fun of engineering by impersonating it and then pulling
the seat out from under. MIT hackers typically don't throw pies or wrap
underwear around statues of founding fathers. Rather, they make large objects
appear in inaccessible places, rewire lecture hall blackboards to go haywire
when the instructor tries to use them, replace chiseled wisdom on friezes with
silly sayings in what appears to be identical script and then do so so cleverly
that it takes a swat team of trained rappellers to dismantle them.
Why does MIT hacking have such a long half-life? The answer lies in
something called "disobedient dependency." In order to stay in a dependent
relation that is both desirable and yet threatening, one coping mechanism is
disobedience. It distances the dependency, makes it bearable. Let me given an
example drawn from my experience as a housemaster at Senior House to make the
point.
During the eighties President Gray and his wife gave garden parties for the
parents of incoming freshmen. The president's garden was filled with incoming
sons and daughters and their parents. Several Senior House students took this
as an opportunity to be ostentatiously disobedient. They would dress as
grundgily as possible. Then they would scale the wall separating the Senior
House courtyard from the President's House garden and mingle with the
well-dressed, well scrubbed guests, scarfing crabmeat sandwiches as if they
were auditioning for the part of John Belushi in a remake of Animal
House. The more outrageous the behavior, the better. Some of the more
inventive students would dress up as characters from The Rocky Horror
Picture Show. Most, however, did not, attempting to epater le
bourgeois, as it were, without props. More often than not, someone would dump a
bottle of detergent in the garden fountain in order to intensify the nuisance
value of their presence.
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The superficial motive behind such "disobedience" was to embarass
those in authority, the president, his spouse, the various deans and
housemasters who showed up for the occasion. The crashers were declaring their
independence from the Institute and all its folderol. The deeper motive was to
provide distance between themselves and the Institute so that its judgments of
them, upon which they deeply depended, would be, when they were made, less
painful.
Why do I say that students deeply depend on the Institute's judgments of
them? The reason is that the values of the students and of the faculty are
virtually the same. For the most part the faculty are the best at what they
do. The students come here to be like them. When the faculty grade them,
those judgments can be painful because the students believe they are true.
Students know that while they all were in the top 5% of their high school
classes, some of them are or will soon be recalibrated downward, not an easy
readjustment at any stage in one's life. I say "some" because a poll
taken not too long ago asked the incoming class how many of them thought they
would end up in the top quarter of their class. Something like 75% said they
would, leaving at least half in for a rude awakening.
Unlike the extreme kinds of disobedience that one often finds in living
groups, the hack is a socially acceptable form of disobedience. It is easily
distinguished from its more extreme counterparts by three properties. Hacks are
(1) technologically sophisticated, (2) anonymous, (3) benign. They are
technologically sophisticated because they need to parody an MIT
education. They are anonymous because were they otherwise, the Institute might
be forced, if only for safety reasons, to do something about them. They are
benign because their goal is not to inflict pain, but to cope with pain
inflicted. They do this by making fun of the Institute, diminishing it,
bringing it down to size so that its judgments are brought down to size as
well.
The hack is a pact that the Institute and its students enter into. Keep it
anonymous, harmless and fun and MIT will look the other way. It will even be
mildly encouraging because it recognizes, as do the students, that students
need to turn the Institute into an adversary. This, by the way, is why the
adversarial undercurrent between students and the Institute won't go away, no
matter how supportive student services are or how solicitious our staff might
be or how accessible the faculty makes itself.
The hack isn't the only buffering mechanism. Another is the special
relationship that students have to their living groups. Why does where a
student live take on such monumental proportions at MIT? Part of the answer is
that living groups function much like disobedience; namely, as a kind of
protection against the slings and arrows of institutional judgment. Living
groups are safe houses, ports in a storm, raingear to keep them dry once the
firehose is turned on. This them/us division is so profound, in fact, that
long after they have graduated, students talk in terms not of having been at
MIT but rather at having been at Senior House, or Sigma Chi or Macgregor. MIT
tacitly acknowledges this as well, which is why the very peculiar system of
residence selection called R/O is virtually impervious to change. No one
really wants to do anything about it, or can, for that matter. Its buffering
function is as much a part of an MIT educaton as are the general institute
requirements. The same is true of hacks.
Hacks and living groups, then, are to the Institute what sunglasses are to
the sun: a form of protection that makes it possible to live with the light.
Not every student hacks. Not every student feels the same degree of
disobedient dependency. But every time hackers help to place a police car
on the dome, they are providing shade in a very sunny clime.
This article first appeared in "Is This The Way to Baker
House?" A Compendium of MIT Hacking Lore, published by the MIT
Museum, 1996.
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